After reading this little linguistic-themed parody, I couldn't resist adding a verse of my own. Theoretically I could've gone for Germanic-style verse, but choosing the right vocabulary for my constraint was hard enough! :-)

Mother forbids all Saxon English near here ( Read more... )

Now, if only I could get some musically-inclined friends to perform this, I'd have the perfect protest video! ;-)

( Rated PG-13 for strong language--only partially bleeped )

( A little Heathen humor, written by a non-Heathen )

( Inspired by an AIM conversation with my friend Jared... )

Here's a parody from my old friend Jared, written after I filled him in on life at the nursing home. The way he can redo lyrics on the fly, I swear he's a genius...

( My Life Must Go On )

...the corporate politicians at YouTube.

( The boring corporate and legal background )